Amy Klobuchar Is the Blandest and I Love Her

The strange appeal of the eat-your-oatmeal campaign from 2020’s most invisible, competent candidate

Sketchy illustration of Amy Klobuchar smiling in an airplane, a fancy dinner on a table in front of her.

II have a confession to make, though I have no idea why it should be a confession: I love Amy Klobuchar. Her blandness excites me. With so many Democratic presidential candidates banking…