The Definitive List of Halloween Costumes for People Who Live Extremely Online

No need to dress up. Or leave your house. Or get off your devices.

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If you’re uninspired to dress up this Halloween, here are some digital solutions for approaching the holiday by just continuing to exist extremely online.

Don’t respond to that bad date.

Now you are a ghost.

Make your unpopular tweets disappear.

Now you are a witch.

Gain a new follower.

Now you are a religious figure.

Delete your cookies.

Now you are a health blogger.

Use a streaming service.

Now you are a salmon.

Accidentally reply all.

Now you are a monster.

Select something and move it to a new spot.

Now you are a drag queen.

Utilize a megabyte.

Now you are a vampire.

Make Alexa do something for you.