Fear of a Bi Planet

The fracas over Michaela Kennedy-Cuomo’s coming out reveals gatekeepers’ fears of a world where “everyone gets to be queer.”

Jude Ellison S. Doyle
GEN
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5 min readJul 6, 2021

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When you search “bisexual” on Unsplash, you get rainbow flags. When you search “experimenting,” you get two girls kissing. This is a science experiment in the bi colors. You’re welcome.
Pictured: Bisexual experimenting. Photo by Julia Koblitz on Unsplash

Let us now congratulate Michaela Kennedy-Cuomo, daughter of New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, who came out as bisexual on June 3rd, 2021, and who took only four weeks to complete the holiest bisexual rite of passage: Going viral as an example of a confused “straight woman.”

Kennedy-Cuomo’s coming-out post, on Instagram, clearly identified her as a “bisexual person.” Outlets that reported the announcement, like the Huffington Post and People, used the word “bisexual” in their headlines. Then, a few weeks later, Kennedy-Cuomo used the word “demisexual” in an interview, and all Hell broke loose.

Twitter user Madison Hartman’s screencap of a New York Post article was retweeted by friend of the blog Glenn Greenwald, who spent hours mocking Kennedy-Cuomo. Other men with large platforms joined in.

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Jude Ellison S. Doyle
GEN
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Author of “Trainwreck” (Melville House, ‘16) and “Dead Blondes and Bad Mothers” (Melville House, ‘19). Columns published far and wide across the Internet.