“Halfway through the NBA season, the gaps between the good, the bad, and the straight-up tragic haircuts aren’t any less prominent.”
In the vast content wilderness that is Medium, nobody pulls off an arbitrary ranking quite like the fine folks at LEVEL. From the Rocky movies to nacho toppings to the most annoying LinkedIn offenders—if you can think of it, they can rank it.
We Ranked Every NBA Team Based on Their Hairstyles
Forget the playoff race; this is the only power ranking that matters
The NBA is, in my mind, the best drama on TV right now. So why not add a new wrinkle to our team-by-team comparisons? As an NBA fan, I can’t think of a better way to pass the time until I can finally get vaccinated (though I’m a tad salty that my Rockets fell to number 10).