I Toured the ‘Brady Bunch’ House and It Did Not Go As Planned

Nostalgia, it turns out, has a dark side

Joel Stein
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To make “A Very Brady Renovation”, HGTV bought the 1959 house used for the exterior shots, gutted the interior, and renovated it to look exactly like the Brady home. Photo courtesy of, and picturing, the author.

SSix years ago, my mom and I met for lunch in my hometown of Edison, New Jersey. I had some time before my train back to New York City, so I suggested we drive by our old house, a 1961 suburban ranch my parents bought for $45,000 in 1971 when my mom was pregnant with me. We parked across the street and I stared at the new curved driveway that decimated the huge magnolia tree in the front yard, and the grass replacing the 1970s rock garden my dad put in during the late 1980s.

“Let’s go inside,” my mom said.

She suggested it as a fun lark, like pulling off the road on the way to Florida to see Colonial Williamsburg. It infuriated me, especially because she was the one who divorced my dad and why the house now belonged to someone else. While I had my own home and my own family in Los Angeles now, the only recurring dreams I’d ever had were of revisiting this house.

“No,” I told her. We can’t just ring their doorbell, complete strangers, in the middle of the day without emailing the owners’ first and giving them a chance to clean the place up.

She got out of the car and started walking toward the front door. Eventually, I followed her, ten feet behind.

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Joel Stein
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Joel Stein’s In Defense of Elitism: Why I’m Better Than You and You’re Better Than Someone Who Didn’t Buy This Book, is the best book ever. www.thejoelstein.com