Would You Vote for a President Who Promised Eternal Life?
Inside the Transhumanist primaries, where the far-left and the far-right can only agree on one thing: living forever
Johannon Ben Zion joined the first debate wearing a gray tweed suit and an unfashionably wide tie. His shaggy brown hair and muttonchop sideburns curled out from underneath his large black headphones. The first official gathering of the three Transhumanist presidential candidates was to take place via Google Hangout, modered by Gennady Stolyarov II, a 32-year-old Belorussian actuary and the chairman of the U.S. Transhumanist Party, from his home office in Nevada. He greeted the candidates while framed by a collection of gold-plated plastic trophies, which dated back to childhood and represented wins in debate, speech, and math tournaments.
Stolyarov approached the debate with a sense of decorum not usually seen on videoconferencing, addressing each person as “candidate so-and-so” and letting them each know how much time they had left. Ben Zion, 39, wanted to open the debate by addressing issues that face the crisis of the American middle class. He proposed a “Futurist New Deal,” which included universal health coverage and a $52,000 universal annual income to be funded through federal land leases to carbon-neutral companies — a…