Professor Matthew McConaughey’s Official Course Syllabus

Alright, alright, alright! Not-yet-tenured University of Texas Professor Matthew McConaughey is here to shape young minds, y’all.

The University of Texas announced Wednesday that Matthew McConaughey would be joining the Moody School of Communication as a professor. McConaughey has developed the “Script to Screen” course curriculum all by himself, humbly noting it’s “the class I wish I would have had when I was in film school.”

Script to Screen Course Overview

Studying Film in the McConaissance Era

Semester: Football season

Instructor: Professor Matthew McConaughey — University of Texas alum, former visiting professor, Academy Award-winning actor, philosopher genius, and Southern historical figure

Department: Radio-TV-Film-Car-Commercials, Moody School of Communication

Office Hours: Time is a flat circle — Rustin Cohle/Matthew McConaughey/Nietzsche

Prerequisites:

• Interest in film production.
• The thirst to learn from a legend.
• The desire to put on a shirt, then remove it.