Sean Spicer and the Cruelty of an Image

Thanks to facial recognition, few of us will get a chance at redemption

Credit: Colin Horgan

After Sean Spicer made his Dancing with the Stars debut this week — wearing a florescent green pirate shirt and white pants as he salsa danced to the Spice Girls’ “Spice Up Your Life” — I ran an image of his wooden performance through a facial recognition program, just to see…