Why Was Bill de Blasio Running for President, Anyway?

We asked a bunch of New Yorkers, and they had some far-flung ideas

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Money, money, money, hubba, hubba, hubba

Get his pet projects on the national stage

A murder cover-up

A White House gig

Trump enema

Why the heck not?

Writes a bunch. VICE, The Awl, Atlas Obscura, Pacific Standard, others, so many others, my goodness. rickpaulas.com for more.

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