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America Is a Murder Mystery, and Everyone’s a Suspect

It’s week two of the Quarantine Diaries! Time for a bank job, Peapod, crepes, worry, and weed.

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I needed supplies for the bank job. This was gonna be a one-man job. Any slight mistake could get me killed. I needed a car (check), gloves (check), a disinfecting wipe (check)…