Drew Magary

Olivia Wilde shouldn’t be directing a Marvel movie. Here’s why.

Not a lot of people know this, but there are exactly 39 kinds.

Administrators are busy covering their own asses and blaming students instead of protecting them

The Democratic National Convention is just one example of things better experienced at a remove

What’s worse than Trump when he’s winning? Trump when he’s not.

The lies we tell ourselves are such a comfy kind of bullshit

As it bumbles its way toward what looks like an even shorter season than it planned, MLB itself is leading the league in errors

The Sophie’s choice between continued house arrest and potentially exposing our kids to the virus is no choice at all

Not too long ago, he would have been voted Most Likely to Go Full Wingnut. And yet.

Because not all offenders are equally offensive (or contagious)

The family vacation in Covid mode is a fraught, joyful, and terrifying experience

Warning: This post contains dad jokes. Because it’s almost Father’s Day, kids.

We can stop with all the hedging and qualifying

It’s not the graduation speech they’ll get, but it’s the one they deserve

Nothing says ‘See? Normal!’ like ‘Football Night in America’

You can’t sleep on KBO if you’re as horny for sports as I have been

Nope, still not okay to slip over to your friends’ place for a barbecue and a few drinks, no matter how gorgeous the weather is

If the ’rona didn’t want a roundhouse kick to the face, it should have stayed the eff out of ‘Merica

I would never not wear it, but I am a sweaty man with glasses and a hearing aid, and this sucks

I’m sick of Obama staying above the fray while that fray is swallowing us whole

Now more than ever, I need athletes to go places and do cool things so that I might live vicariously through them

A return to safety? Sure. But things haven’t been ‘normal’ around here for a very long time.

It’s week two of the Quarantine Diaries! Time for a bank job, Peapod, crepes, worry, and weed.

Drew Magary reflects on Covid-19, social distancing, and life under self-quarantine. Part one of a series.