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Let Us Now Praise the Dad Stance

Warning: This post contains dad jokes. Because it’s almost Father’s Day, kids.

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I am a father of three and, like all other dads throughout world history, I am hard-wired by Mother Nature to humiliate my children at every conceivable turn. I don’t have to say anything to accomplish this. I don’t have to start up a…




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Drew Magary

Drew Magary

Columnist at GEN. Co-founder, Defector. Author of Point B.

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