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A lot of people don’t know this, but there are exactly 38 kinds

Drew Magary

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Aug 31, 2020

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1. Abusive parents
2. Plastic surgeons who get three stars or less on Yelp
3. Men livestreaming from the driver’s seat
4. Evangelicals no longer interested in pretending
5. Boaters operating their boats without any official license or instruction
6. “Khaki dads”
7. Tiger Kings
8. Washed-up comedians
9. Toppled statues
10. Cops who learned all their best practices from watching Bad Lieutenant
11. Fifteen-year-olds who kill stray dogs for fun
12. Palm Beach but not West Palm Beach
13. The law-abiding citizens of Rock Ridge
14. Nielsen households
15. Rural coke fiends
16. “Let me get this straight” Twitter
17. Formerly prominent actors who can no longer find work
18. Suburbanites who think The Truman Show had a sad ending
19. Golfers but not caddies
20. Self-described “racialists”