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The Hater’s Guide to Amy Klobuchar
Would President Klobs hurl a binder at your face? Probs.
Some people are supporters of Amy Klobuchar. But many, many more people are NOT supporters of Amy Klobuchar. This 2020 GEN hater’s guide, the third in an already famed and illustrious series, is for those in the latter group.
Your candidate
The lady who eats salad with a comb. You know, Marco Rubio had his little water fuckup in 2016 but then his PAC had enough good cheer (for them, at least) to give water bottles to donors as a defiant little wink. Amy Klobuchar, true to form, is not interested in such levities. The only time she’s gonna wink at you is when you’re trying to merge in front of her car and she won’t let you.
“However, the aide forgot utensils and the flight had none on board, prompting Klobuchar to berate the aide and pull a comb from her bag to eat the salad, the paper reported, citing four people familiar with the episode. Klobuchar then directed the aide to clean the comb after she had finished.”
Christ. The ONE fellow Vikings fan in this whole field and it’s this idiot. I’ve dealt with United Airlines gate agents who are more charming than this woman.
