Drew Magary

Yes, I Am a Capitalist

I can act reluctant about it, but I am what I am — and I know it’s a problem

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For a long time I quietly labored under the pretense that I voted liberally but lived conservatively. I may cry out on this website for free health care and for soaking the rich and for Meghan McCain to be placed in a catapult bucket and launched to the…